Manscaped Review: Should You Trust It With Your Precious Cargo?

Rating: 83
Author: Dean Stephens

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Their pricing may turn off some, but the quality and range of Manscaped's products is sure to win over plenty of budding manscapers in search of male grooming perfection.

The rundown:

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“It’s so nice looking.”

“I love that you keep a clean shop.”

“You always smell so good down there compared to other guys I’ve been with.”

These are a few things you might hear from women if you’re a manscaper.

On the other hand:

“…”

That’s what you’re likely to hear from women if you grow it all out down there like you’re an upside down member of ZZ Top.

Yep, that’s right. Crickets.

Because once they get a glimpse of your wilderness they’ll be running for the hills.

Why Is ‘Manscaping’ Important?

In a recent study, a group of Swiss researchers surveyed 105 women with the goal of figuring out what women look for in the perfect penis.

They were asked to rank eight different traits related to the penis in order of most important to least important.

Depending on how clued up you are on this topic, the results may surprise you.

Length didn’t rank first. And neither did girth. In fact, they didn’t even come close to being the most important, ranking sixth and third respectively.

The number one ranked most important physical penis trait was “general cosmetic appearance”.

And number two?

The state of male pubic hair.

Yes, that’s right. Women care much more about how well maintained things are down there as opposed to how long or wide you are.

This is really good news, gentlemen. Trust me.

Because manscaping is just a touch easier and less painful than penis enlargement injections.

And it’s made even easier with a range of products built specifically for the job by Manscaped.

Keep reading for my detailed review.

Manscaped Review: The Perfect Package 2.0

I subjected my nether region to the full range of Manscaped’s offerings. I tried The Perfect Package 2.0 set which includes:

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Manscaped Perfect Package 2.0 Kit Contains: Electric Trimmer, Ball Deodorant, Body Wash, Performance Spray-on-body Toner, Five Piece Nail Kit, Luxury Bag, Shaving Mats

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Manscaped also sells a smaller set which only includes only the trimmer and the grooming kit (plus free shaving mats):

Manscaped Men's Bathroom Toiletry Grooming Tools, Includes High Performance Electric Manscaping Trimmer and Stainless steel 5 piece Nail Kit, plus Free Disposable Shaving Mats

Last update on 2019-12-06 / Affiliate links / Images from Amazon Product Advertising API

Keep reading for my detailed reviews of each individual product.

Manscaped Lawn Mower 2.0 Review

What’s the first thing you do to tell the world that something is new and improved? Slap a ‘2.0’ on the end of its name.

Launched in August 2018, the Lawn Mower 2.0 fits so nicely in your hand that it’d be the cruellest punishment in the world if you were forced to mow your actual lawn with it.

Featuring a 6,000 RPM motor (which apparently equals 6,000 cutting strokes per minute), it’s rechargeable via USB cable. You’ll get up to 60 minutes of manscaping pleasure per charge.

The 3mm, 6mm, 9mm, and 12mm detachable safety guards allow you to adjust your trim length and avoid nicking your crotch (big win).

And our favorite feature, the rust-proof and waterproof replaceable ceramic blade module, means you should get more mileage out of it than a sea captain does his pipe.

Manscaped Best Electric Manscaping Groin Hair Trimmer, Lawn Mower 2.0, Replaceable Ceramic Blade Heads, Waterproof Wet / Dry Clippers, Rechargeable Built-In Battery, Ultimate Male Hygiene Razor

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Lawn Mower vs Lawn Mower 2.0 – What’s the Difference?

Are you an original Lawn Mower owner wondering what all the kids are talking about with this swanky new contraption? Here’s the scoop on what’s changed:

New design. The handling of the original was one of its strong points, so I was interested to see how the ergonomic redesign would feel. The trimmer is now longer to make room for the new rechargeable battery, and I agree with their claims that it fits in your hand better (dudes with big hands, rejoice).

More powerful motor. Clocking in at 6,000 RPMs, the 2.0 has 50% more cutting power than it’s predecessor.

Rechargeable. Yep, no more rattling through your third kitchen draw (naked) in search of a replacement battery. I like that and I think my neighbors will too.

Ceramic Blades. Upgraded from stainless steel, ceramic blades are sharper, completely waterproof, and never rust. Oh, and because they don’t conduct heat as fast as stainless steel, you shouldn’t get so much of that warm feeling on your balls while you’re trimming shop.

QuietStroke Technology. I’m sure some of you guys have been there. You’re prepping yourself for a fun night with your partner. You look down, and bam. Hedge city. It’s probably best to give ’em a trim before pulling out your best moves. You’ve got no choice but to run your trimmers. “Bzzzzzz!” she hears through the paper thin bathroom walls. Look, it’s fine, and who really cares right? But the sound strips just a touch of the mystery out of the evening. With new technology dampening the vibrations, you can now keep your maintenance on the down-low.

Price. Like anything in the world, new things ain’t free. The 2.0 is about 50% more expensive than the original as a standalone buy. You can get it at a reduced price if you get it standalone as part of a Peak Hygiene Plan where you get quarterly blade refills, or at even further a reduced price as part of a set.

Watch the Lawn Mower 2.0 in action:

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What I Like

It’s designed purely for manscaping. And this is probably the best thing about it. The sleek, non-slip really does allow you to grab it with precision. It gives you a lot of confidence that you’re not going to nip something that you really don’t want to nip.
The motor increase from 4,000 RPM to 6,000 RPM is a big improvement. I noticed it right away—my hair now trims more evenly and with less strokes. If you’re a guy with thick or curly hair down there you’ve finally got a replacement for those hedge clippers you’ve been using.
Ceramic blades means more blade sharpness. And it shows, you can definitely get a super close shave (if that’s what floats your boat).
The replaceable trimmer head combined with the fact that the ceramic blades makes it rust-proof and water-proof is great for longevity.
It’s quiet and doesn’t vibrate much. I like that it’s discrete and the minimal vibration makes it easier to handle while you’re navigating it around your favorite body part.

What I Don't Like

The price is close to what you’d pay for a beard trimmer. This isn’t necessarily a bad thing, but it may place it into the “too expensive” basket for some guys given its niche application. I do think the value is still there if you grab it as part of a set.
The rechargeable battery is convenient but it only lasts for up to 60 minutes. It should still last a few months between charges for most guys (unless you’re some kind of manscaping lunatic) but if you’re travelling, you’ll want to remember to pack the charger just in case it runs out.
The USB charger is a bit flimsy and generic.

The Verdict

If you’re a regular manscaper currently using your beard/hair trimmer to shave your nether, then now is the right time for all of this to change.

Because, man—that’s pretty gross when you really think about it.

From the size, to the shape, to the power, The Lawn Mower 2.0 is purpose built for manscaping.

Manscaped’s pricing model does make it tough to not stump up the extra $$$ to get it as part of The Perfect Package 2.0 set. That little bit extra gets you a new safety razer, moisturizer, toner, deodorant, shaving mat, grooming kit, and a travel bag.

It’s also a decent way to give the rest of manscaped’s offerings a go (which is obviously their goal, in the hope that you’ll take up one of their subscription options and/or become a long term customer).

But what if you already own the original Lawn Mower? Should you upgrade? I think it really comes down to your budget and how well the original is working for you. If you’re a guy with long or curly hair, the new motor is going to upgrade your trimming experience a lot.

Also, if you’ve owned the original for over a year and you haven’t looked after it as well as you should, chances are the blades on it have started to wear anyway.

The new replaceable, rust-proof, and waterproof ceramic blades dramatically increase the longevity of your trimmer. My advice? When your budget allows get yourself some new liquids and upgrade to the the 2.0 as part of a set where it’s better priced.

Get The Lawn Mower 2.0

Buy standalone:

Manscaped Best Electric Manscaping Groin Hair Trimmer, Lawn Mower 2.0, Replaceable Ceramic Blade Heads, Waterproof Wet / Dry Clippers, Rechargeable Built-In Battery, Ultimate Male Hygiene Razor

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Buy as part of The Perfect Package 2.0 set:

Manscaped Perfect Package 2.0 Kit Contains: Electric Trimmer, Ball Deodorant, Body Wash, Performance Spray-on-body Toner, Five Piece Nail Kit, Luxury Bag, Shaving Mats

Last update on 2019-12-06 / Affiliate links / Images from Amazon Product Advertising API

Or as part of the smaller Grooming Tools set:

Manscaped Men's Bathroom Toiletry Grooming Tools, Includes High Performance Electric Manscaping Trimmer and Stainless steel 5 piece Nail Kit, plus Free Disposable Shaving Mats

Last update on 2019-12-06 / Affiliate links / Images from Amazon Product Advertising API

Manscaped The Plow Review

Manscaped have named their safety razor “The Plow” and after a few uses you’ll understand why.

This thing evaporates the hair on your balls like a street sweeper on the first day of winter.

Housed in a compact case with mirror, The Plow is made from rust-proof stainless steel. It has a heavy feel to it which is always nice and it comes with three double-edged single blades. You get 10 replacement blades as part of the Replenish Pack, or you can grab them individually (at a slightly higher price).