Manscaped Review: Should You Trust It With Your Precious Cargo?
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Their pricing may turn off some, but the quality and range of Manscaped's products is sure to win over plenty of budding manscapers in search of male grooming perfection.
“It’s so nice looking.”
“I love that you keep a clean shop.”
“You always smell so good down there compared to other guys I’ve been with.”
These are a few things you might hear from women if you’re a manscaper.
On the other hand:
“…”
That’s what you’re likely to hear from women if you grow it all out down there like you’re an upside down member of ZZ Top.
Yep, that’s right. Crickets.
Because once they get a glimpse of your wilderness they’ll be running for the hills.
Why Is ‘Manscaping’ Important?
In a recent study, a group of Swiss researchers surveyed 105 women with the goal of figuring out what women look for in the perfect penis.
They were asked to rank eight different traits related to the penis in order of most important to least important.
Depending on how clued up you are on this topic, the results may surprise you.
Length didn’t rank first. And neither did girth. In fact, they didn’t even come close to being the most important, ranking sixth and third respectively.
The number one ranked most important physical penis trait was “general cosmetic appearance”.
And number two?
The state of male pubic hair.
Yes, that’s right. Women care much more about how well maintained things are down there as opposed to how long or wide you are.
This is really good news, gentlemen. Trust me.
Because manscaping is just a touch easier and less painful than penis enlargement injections.
And it’s made even easier with a range of products built specifically for the job by Manscaped.
Keep reading for my detailed review.
Manscaped Review: The Perfect Package 2.0
I subjected my nether region to the full range of Manscaped’s offerings. I tried The Perfect Package 2.0 set which includes:
- The Lawn Mower 2.0 (trimmer)
- The Plow (safety razor)
- Crop Preserver (toner)
- Crop Reviver (moisturizer)
- The Magic Mat (disposable shaving mats)
- Plus a free gift: The Shed (travel bag)
Separately, I also tried:
- Crop Cleanser (cleanser)
- The Shears (nail kit).
Manscaped do have two smaller sets available—The Keep It Clean Kit and the new Nuts & Bolts 2.0 Set. They also have a subscription box option—the Replenish Pack.
Confused? Don’t sweat it. I give you my advice on picking the right set for you at the end of the review.
What’s the first thing you do to tell the world that something is new and improved? Slap a ‘2.0’ on the end of its name.
Launched in August 2018, the Lawn Mower 2.0 fits so nicely in your hand that it’d be the cruellest punishment in the world if you were forced to mow your actual lawn with it.
Featuring a 6,000 RPM motor (which apparently equals 6,000 cutting strokes per minute), it’s rechargeable via USB cable. You’ll get up to 60 minutes of manscaping pleasure per charge.
The 3mm, 6mm, 9mm, and 12mm detachable safety guards allow you to adjust your trim length and avoid nicking your crotch (big win).
And our favorite feature, the rust-proof and waterproof replaceable ceramic blade module, means you should get more mileage out of it than a sea captain does his pipe.
Lawn Mower vs Lawn Mower 2.0 – What’s the Difference?
Are you an original Lawn Mower owner wondering what all the kids are talking about with this swanky new contraption? Here’s the scoop on what’s changed:
New design. The handling of the original was one of its strong points, so I was interested to see how the ergonomic redesign would feel. The trimmer is now longer to make room for the new rechargeable battery, and I agree with their claims that it fits in your hand better (dudes with big hands, rejoice).
More powerful motor. Clocking in at 6,000 RPMs, the 2.0 has 50% more cutting power than it’s predecessor.
Rechargeable. Yep, no more rattling through your third kitchen draw (naked) in search of a replacement battery. I like that and I think my neighbors will too.
Ceramic Blades. Upgraded from stainless steel, ceramic blades are sharper, completely waterproof, and never rust. Oh, and because they don’t conduct heat as fast as stainless steel, you shouldn’t get so much of that warm feeling on your balls while you’re trimming shop.
QuietStroke Technology. I’m sure some of you guys have been there. You’re prepping yourself for a fun night with your partner. You look down, and bam. Hedge city. It’s probably best to give ’em a trim before pulling out your best moves. You’ve got no choice but to run your trimmers. “Bzzzzzz!” she hears through the paper thin bathroom walls. Look, it’s fine, and who really cares right? But the sound strips just a touch of the mystery out of the evening. With new technology dampening the vibrations, you can now keep your maintenance on the down-low.
Price. Like anything in the world, new things ain’t free. The 2.0 is about 50% more expensive than the original as a standalone buy. You can get it at a reduced price if you get it standalone as part of a Peak Hygiene Plan where you get quarterly blade refills, or at even further a reduced price as part of a set.
Watch the Lawn Mower 2.0 in action:
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Heads up: as of May 2019, Manscaped has withdrawn discount codes from circulation.
Follow our links for a FREE Shed Travel Bag + FREE Shipping with your Perfect Package 2.0 order.
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Manscaped have named their safety razor “The Plow” and after a few uses you’ll understand why.
This thing evaporates the hair on your balls like a street sweeper on the first day of winter.
Housed in a compact case with mirror, The Plow is made from rust-proof stainless steel. It has a heavy feel to it which is always nice and it comes with three double-edged single blades. You get 10 replacement blades as part of the Replenish Pack, or you can grab them individually (at a slightly higher price).
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Ever thought you’d have ball deodorant and moisturizer as part of your daily routine? Me neither.
But just like it’s a good idea to moisturize your face after shaving, it makes sense to do the same for your boys if you’re shaving them. And look—this is definitely a luxury product. But you really get used to the softness. Oh, and actually smelling pleasant down there.
Crop Preserver is residue and oil-free and made out of anti-chafing and quick-absorbing liquid talcum gel. The only way I can describe the smell is “neutral fresh with a hint of musk”. It’s got a bit of that old-school manly barbershop smell to it. It’s not overpowering.
Oh, and small sample size here I know, but my girlfriend really likes the smell.
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You can also find a different bundle of all of their formulations on Amazon (includes free shaving mats):
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The true shower in a bottle has arrived.
Manscaped’s Crop Reviver is the spray you kinda wish you had in your back pocket on more than one moment of escalation.
In addition to the pick-me-up, it features aloe and witch hazel extracts for the purpose of reducing post-manscaping inflammation and irritation.
It’s also pH balanced which is important for minimizing skin issues.
It has a similar smell to the Crop Preserver, but perhaps is a little bit more potent due to the spray form. I find it to be quite pleasant and still not at all overpowering.
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You can also find a different bundle of all of their formulations on Amazon (includes free shaving mats):
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If you’re a true manscaper, you’ll understand.
You don’t simply stop trimming the hedges just because you’re on the road. And Manscaped clearly gets this.
The Shed is the brand’s purpose-made travel bag for taking all of your manscaping supplies with you when you’re on the go. Water resistant and built at a compact 9″ x 4″ x 6″, it features a quick-grab handle and inner zipper closure for your loose trimmer parts.
I found I was able to fit everything I tried into it pretty easily (minus the shaving mat).
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Part marketing, part gimmick, and part functional—Manscaped’s Magic Mat is designed for both entertainment and utility.
They’re a set of disposable shaving mats. And the idea is for you to spread them out (not unlike a newspaper) and trim onto them for easy disposable.
OK, so what’s so entertaining about that?
Well you see, this isn’t just an ordinary old newspaper. Flick through the pages and you’ll find jokes, how-to-guides, crosswords and even horoscopes. All related to manscaping or the Manscaped’s brand.
It’s a pretty neat idea. And yep, an old-school alternative to flicking through your phone while you’re on the can.
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Please note—the below products don’t form part of The Perfect Package 2.0.
Crop Cleanser is included in The Keep It Clean Kit and the Replenish Kit. While the Shears aren’t available in any set.
If you’re only interested in the Perfect Package 2.0, click here to jump ahead and learn which Manscaped set may be right for you.
Manscaped Crop Cleanser Review
A skin care regime without body wash is like pizza without cheese.
Alright that’s not the best analogy here but I’m gonna ride it out.
Crop Cleanser is Manscaped’s hair and body wash designed with manscaping and total body cleansing in mind.
It features Active pH Control™ and is made from aloe vera and sea salt, among other ingredients. The brand advise using their body wash post trim in addition to as part of everyday showering (they would say that!) for optimal cleanliness, freshness, and moisture.
So did it live up to the words on the bottle?
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You can also find a different bundle of all of their formulations on Amazon (includes free shaving mats):
Last update on 2019-08-12 / Affiliate links / Images from Amazon Product Advertising API
The final product we tried as part of our Manscaped journey was the brand’s nail kit. Aptly named The Shears.
And as someone who’s always arguing with my girlfriend as to where she (or more likely, I) left our nail clippers, I was super happy to have my own kit to try out.
Housed in a snug little carry case, you get a pair of safety scissors, nail clippers, tweezers, ear pick, and a nail refining file—all made from high quality stainless steel.
And the first thing you’ll notice is how heavy each piece is. And it might just be the guy in me but I just love heavy stainless steel things.
They’re finished with matte satin and all of the tools are corrosion resistant.
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Which Manscaped Set is Right For You?
As of July 2019, Manscaped has three sets available:
- The Keep It Clean Kit ($)
- The Plow, Crop Preserver, Crop Reviver, Crop Cleanser, The Magic Mat
- The Nuts & Bolts 2.0 Set ($$)
- The Lawn Mower 2.0, Crop Preserver, The Magic Mat
- The Perfect Package 2.0 ($$$)
- The Lawn Mower 2.0, The Plow, Crop Preserver, Crop Reviver, The Magic Mat, The Shed
Here’s my advice on choosing the best bang-for-your-buck set for your situation:
- If you’re new to Manscaped or looking to restock all of your supplies, you can’t beat The Perfect Package 2.0 for value. It gives you everything you need for manscaping at a great price, plus a free travel bag to store it all in. Yes, it’s not the best looking bag in the world, but it’s really well made. I find myself using it a lot.
- Do you really want the trimmer but you don’t need a razor or travel bag? Opt for the Nuts & Bolts 2.0 Set.
- If you don’t need the trimmer, but you want a great razor and you’re a fan of formulations—go for The Keep It Clean Kit. If you simply need to replenish your formulations and razor blades, pick up a Replenish Kit. It’s slightly cheaper.
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Manscaped Discount Code
As of May 2019, Manscaped has withdrawn discount codes from circulation.
But you can still get a FREE Shed Travel Bag + FREE Shipping with any Perfect Package 2.0 order via this link.
Conclusion
Manscaped has succeeded in creating a range of high-quality products specifically designed for manscaping.
I like that most products have been designed with the entire catalog in mind and there are plenty of links between them that demonstrate that.
It’s a shame that their pricing strategy may exclude many men from ever giving their products a go, however, I can understand their decision to opt for quality.
Because when it comes to your family jewels, surely quality is king?
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